Oh baby a triple...

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it

like specifically his lightsaber is long not qui gon himself

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

Imagine how I feel

and the lord sayest unto me, "lock the fuck in"

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry