im so fab for you

'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

Encounter: junior league hockey god

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

Comfy even

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

Friends come and go. Relationships end. That edgy character you latched onto at age 12 is forever

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

the only reason to wear a tie is for a woman to jerk it like a leash