welcome 2 my garbage pile

Just come right for my blood why don’t you

is looking into a mirror 1st person view or 3rd person view

3rst

thirst coz im hot

women be downloading pdfs

And men….don’t….?…?

no men can’t read

I’m not sure what this says but I like the way the letters are shaped.

must a woman be “beautiful”? is it not enough that she shake her fist at God and commit acts of heresy in the name of hedonism and lunar madness

Trick question: all women are beautiful.

Unless they prefer “handsome”

arrested for longitudinal crimes

dude has an entire dang lynx hanging from his hands like the world’s furriest slinky and there’s people just staring at their computers instead

trans people shouldn’t have to look cis to be respected

yes the leg hair thats showing at the bottom of my jeans is part of the look. mind your business.

the blair witch isn’t mean, like imagine a group of film majors showing up to ur house with a camera and screaming at u

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

Come On And Slam And Eat A Plate Of Ham

i’m vegan

Come On And Slam And Eat A Fucking Yam

“feminism is when my wife takes care of my daughter and I don’t help

I love how he assumes that post-natal abortions are a real thing.

they are and I’m about to postnatally abort ben shapiro

open flannel=lesbian cape