“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

all my bugs become puppies when i embody the bodhisattva of success

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

Every work of art says things the creator hasn’t considered, but if you’ve really thought about what you’re trying to say then generally the additional dimensions you didn’t know it had are in alignment with your purpose, whereas if you think you’re making no cultural comment at all you are actually making a LOT of cultural comments, most of which will be unflattering to you

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

Your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

I’m so vanilla I thought OP was a priest.

Forbidden by God to remove his mark of office at the airport

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

This still fucking cracks me up

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

here at megacorporation, one of our core values is number go up. our other core value is rate at which number go up go up. these two core values guide us in our mission to exploit you as effectively as possible