Sam and Cait are no longer together. Haven’t been for a while. So I guess he is free to get ridiculous tattoos.
I’m with you, anon. Let’s say Sam and Caitriona were a couple at some point and they broke up. It’s not really clear when, since Tony entered the picture in 2014, unless our favorite people are both very talented at overlaps.
So if we assume they were together and then split, that would make Tony the most trusting, least jealous man on earth, right? Because not every man would be fine with his wife being best friends with her ex as she spends around 14 hours a day with him, touching him constantly, sometimes naked, occasionally “forgetting” a modesty patch, French kissing him, grinding on him, and sticking her thumb in his mouth while she’s pregnant with your child. During Covid.
And that is before we even get to the off set stuff. Cocktail nights, theatre, restaurants, double dates, picnics, hikes, him alone at her place on a holiday, games together, vacations in the same places, and those private jokes about her banoffee pie and “ramming her down there.”
Or the way she bites her lip while watching him talk, calls him her toy boy, them watching their own sex scenes together over two bottles of wine. Or her favorite scenes being the bath caress and the turtle soup that was “a bit too close to home.”
Or him naming his brand after her character and repeatedly describing her as basically his ideal woman.
Or how naturally they touch each other without thinking twice, run marathons in the same years with the same coach, or how somehow he is the one holding her at her father’s funeral instead of you.
So, anon, I’m sorry, but out of all the theories out there, this one is the least believable to me.
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