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humans can't see in the dark because theres no "c" in "the dark"

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

every comic reading order ever is wrong. no one gets into this hobby in a normal way

if the pasta senses you're pure of heart you dont need a colander to strain it #pastawhisperer

the crucial thing to understand about dick grayson is that he is the #1 child labor fan. he's had a job since he could walk and by god will he keep having one. world's most employed ten year old.

i just ate an evil apple

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

Fuck your boring "Joe Schmo gets hit by a truck and goes to Fantasyland to be the chosen one" Isekai. It bores me. Rip Galahad out of that fucking sunbeam to Heaven and punt his pious arse to a world without God, King, or Prophecy.

Galahad gets transported to the real world and has to work a 46 hour work week at a supermarket

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less