I'm on a mission to civilize.

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

basically

This is so accurate.

#notmypresident

#same

2017..

What kind of fucking world am I living in that even Kim Kardashian has to fact check the joke in the WH.

#thankyoukimk

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

THIS IS LITERALLY IT. THIS IS WHAT ITS LIKE

#Americaisntthegreatestcountryintheworld

Need. Obliviously.

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

engagement rings: HACKED

#important