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[The Great Drumstick Dilemma]

[POV: You’re three coffees deep and the drive-thru worker starts asking philosophical questions. 🍗✨

There is truly no specific brand of panic quite like being asked "which side?" and your brain immediately choosing anatomy over appetizers. We’ve all been there—standing at the counter or sitting in the car, buffering like a 2005 YouTube video while the person behind the glass waits for you to remember how food works.

Is it a left leg or a right leg? Does the chicken even know? Honestly, at this point, just give me the mashed potatoes and let me retreat into the shadows. This is your sign that if you’ve survived the "you too" after a waiter says "enjoy your meal," you can survive this. Stay strong out there, besties.]

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*Leo pulls over at the Panera drive through*

Employee: "Hello! Thank you for choosing Panera, may I take your order?"

*Leo talks in the microphone* "Uh yeah. Lemme get a Greek salad, no peppers, a large passion papaya iced green tea, and a toasted steak white cheddar sandwich please!"

Employee: "Okay, anything else for you sir?"

Leo: No thank you! That'll be all.

Employee: M'kay. Pull over to the first window sir.

Employee: "hello! Thank you for choosing Starbucks, what would you like to order?"

Donnie: "yes. I would like two large coffees with 4 creams and 5 sugar, and also a few cake pops, and uh....and a ham and Swiss panini please."

Employee: "alrighty, anything else for today?"

Donnie: "Nope, all good."

Employee: "okay, here is your total amount, and pull over to the next window sir."

*Raph angrily pulling over to Chipotle after hearing another one of Leo's bullshit about himself*

*walks in with a disguise*

Employee: *Looks up at him* hello. What would you like for-

Raph: a salad bowl with extra steak, white rice, no beans, corn, light sour cream, extra red spicy sauce, extra veggies, Corn, and quac.

Employee: *Stands there baffled* oh! Okay. That escalated quick. Anything else?

Raph: No. That's it.

*he watches the employee prepare the meal and pays for it after getting it along with an empty bottle for his drink*

Raph: *thanks the employee, fills his soda, and drives off*

Employee: that was strange...

*Mikey gets driven to the McDonald's drive thru by Donnie since the youngest is never trusted to ride a truck or any vehicle at all.*

Employee: Thank you for choosing McDo-

Mikey: I want nine big macs! No. Make that ten! Two large vanilla milkshakes, two-

*Donnie covers his mouth and does the order for him*

Donnie- sorry about that. Two burger kids meals with extra fruit, two orders of large fries and one large Vanilla Milkshake please.

Employee: *laughs* okay. Anything else?

Donnie: nope, that's all.

Employee: alrighty, here is your total, and pull to the next window please.

Donnie- okay thanks!

*Pulls to the next window*

Mikey: *gets upset* oh come on! April let's me order whatever I want! No fair Donnie!

Donnie: *yells at him* Well April isn't here, and she is at work!! You will eat your happy meals whether you like it or not!! So I'M THE BEST YOU GOT!!

Deep-sea drive-through 🍟⁠⁠