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>go right
>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)
>...go back to the right
Go left
Go forward
> Ascend
Go right ->
Open the door! :3c
I wanna see what’s inside!
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(Sequel to ‘This memory is being forgotten’)
Official somber sign
So I was playing with sweet Chicken Soup and she got a bit carried away and tried to include my senior girl Crumb - Crumb was NOT having it and decided that this was when she was going to leave this earth and fully accepted her fate lol. Thankfully after a few seconds she realized it isn't actually her time yet and went back to her usual grooming - but I supose this is payback for all that bouncy play that Crumb tried to inflict on Raisin, Popcorn, Tofu, and Toast back in her youth! Also bonus Feta getting bullied by babies, poor girl is so sweet she lets them get away with anything 😅
im fucking crying
i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water
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the bad news: I now hate my current wip and strongly believe there isn't a single joke in it that lands
the good news: I know my process enough to recognize this as the slump that I hit in everything I write when it's like three-quarters-ish done
the bad news: the only way out is through
the good news: I do know the way out!
the bad news: yeah but it's through
making a cross stitch that says "I am funny and he would fucking say that" to hang directly above my monitor
"hey toast you stayed up past midnight because you were working on the fic and not because you were procrastinating by making a hideous pattern for a joke cross stitch" have you never met a writer before
gonna tell my kids this was live laugh love
ID from alt text: oversized cross stitch with the words "I am funny, he would fucking say that, the only way out is through" interspersed with the AO3 logo / end ID
people on here who have been on 10-15+ years like myself...i don't know how they claim that there were never any Black bloggers on here, or that it was always such a white website. trudy gradientlair was on here. thisiswhiteprivilege was on here. there was a feminist citation project sara ahmed was involved in on here. there was someone on here whose username was wretchedoftheearth and that was how i learned who fanon was when i was 12, by googling those words. tumblr was the only place i knew i could go to get accurate & compassionate info about what happened to trayvon martin, when everyone around me irl was rabidly racist. the amount of reportage and scholarship that happened on here before the first big wave of bans was so huge and so much has been lost. where were you when it was happening??? why weren't you paying attention??
it's cause they never engaged with non white bloggers so they never noticed them disappearing. they got the tumblr they wanted, and those of us who aren't liberal/conservative fandom bloggers were robbed of our black and brown friends, and worst of all black and brown bloggers were robbed of a dpace that once was a legitimate vector for talking about black issues. at least some members of staff know what they are doing, it's like the war on drugs in this website the way they crush black people on this website.
I literally published an essay several years ago about how a lot of people stole the intellectual work that Black feminist bloggers on here published regularly to build this website and its reputation as we know it. White people love them some revisionist history.
The reason Tumblr became the bastion of intellectual discourse that it was known for--the reason the term "social justice warrior" even EXISTS as a derogatory descriptor--is because of the work of the Black bloggers who migrated to this site from 2009-2014 from LJ and Jezebel's forums. Myself included.
At little Canada, a miniatures museum
Ottawa residents that have been to the balloon festival before, the FUCK is this??
Eurghhg
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That’s this
Goes to show how little I know
The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized
Net zero info ass post
We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything
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Accidental cultural exchange ends with new craze for vaguely human shaped dolls among Erid kids. After all, humans can like magically wake up at will and protect the sleeping Eridian kids for sure.
Also it's only fair to match the Earth kids love of pet rocks baby Eridian dolls ;)
rebagiel because I'm proud so I'll be annoying about it
And also I forgot to add the one shot that sponsored about 70% of this comic
sorry for reblogging it again but! (last time I promise)
the teddy bear is accidentally canon compliant! >w<!!!!!
First tumblr post on this account, so i had to make it count. notice how i gave up numbering the panels halfway through? I have cried real tears reading through these comics, please never change PHM Community. I had my blood drawn for the first time today, and I really enjoyed getting my mind off of it while reading these :) This comic references two posts! Lets Screw Your Way and This Ask!! TRANSCRIPT INCASE YOU CANT READ MY HANDWRITING!!!
BOSS BOSS BOSS!
After some research on the Human Thinking Machine, we made a cultural breakthrough that humans have numerous language dialects! "Nicely done, friends!"
This research was conducted due to an appearing pattern of "missing communications" with friend Grace. We have yet to properly screw him yet!
So, we believe to approach this situation carefully. By alternative slogan!
THE RIGHT OPPRESSES, AND THE LEFT LIBERATES!
This is magnificent! Surely, our welcome will be extra warm with the up coming productions.
TO CARD MAKING!
WE WILL BEGIN TO OPRESS YOU OF YOUR RIGHTS. To be implemented ASAPRocky. XOXO Love EWC <3
@justcakethanks
I love that this actually built on the "righty tighty" saga!
But also that the Eridians are speaking so eloquently...I always imagine them speaking in their own language among themselves, so there's no need for the translated eridian-speak
That being said...the "amaze amaze amaze" speech pattern is always a delight too hahaha
my humble addition to the trend,
shout out to @justcakethanks
Guys I’m having too much fun. These three aliens are just trying their best to make sure Grace is thriving. I typed this one because even I struggle to read my own handwriting sometimes. Thanks @justcakethanks again for the template.
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i'm joining this party
Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.
Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.
