My massive simp rpf on my ao3 account xdxdxdxd
Stringy soup shop ,,○■○ [RPFF and platonic yumeshipping, ig...]
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My myyy ~ what a kyuute day ÒᗜÓ
I have to get a job cuz I need money for near future, I sell what's easy, yet charming, a simple noodles shop. Oh wait! I'm not the narrator right now! [We'll refer to ourselves as me, either call us Nolly or Fabian]
Nolly/Fabian [ME >:3]: "Ayeoooo, much better, now, I'm just sooooo alone, it makes me sad ó_ò... hm... óᯅò°.." [I heard someone]
"Already? Welcome customer! ^^"
Me: "WILLOW BLACK RAINBOW FRIEND??!?!!??!?"
Willow: "You mah fan, right?"
Me: "Hell yeah! Now what can I get for you, cuz this place fresh out of the oven and I dunno how to cook man" "(yo readers, check out @willowblackrainbowfriend on YT, she a real g, man)"
Willow: "I'll be the one who give recipes, no worries my dude, one recipe, slice two carrots onion styl—"
Me: "Ew, I h8 onions >:("
Willow: "Listen, Young man. Now, once u cut 'em up, u add salt and pepper to the boiling water an—"
Me: "Fist of all, salt and pepper are TOO BLANd and PLAIN, and the last of all, since when was the water boiling?"
Willow: "Since 6769 B.C. Anyyyy, you can choose spices of your liking. You have noodles?" [Pokes me cheek T-T]
Me: "Planning to make them by myself, yay"
Willow: "So from scratch,"
Me: "Heh, ...thought scratch was a coding program, not a darn cook book tutorial Web!"
Willow: "It kinda is a cook book for middle aged housewives who stay at home, looking after their kids (//_¬") -_-" [yawns]
"Now gimme what you're going to make"
So uhhh, yes I did jump to the kitchen and yes, I have to MAKE THE NOODLES BY MYSELF BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,
But was I supposed to break my ass off by unnecessarily cooking noodles when there's clearly a packet of thin noodles? NWOOOOO! !
Now recipe, I'm cooking, I hope I don't burn it,
Starting off with the water, a.k.a h20 lol XD
We boil it for a sec at 3543654C°
And now we add our noodz [hehe ○`u○,,], a.k.a noodles, cuz dats da main ingredient >:(
So adding spice, heat will gently pull,
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Uhh wut was dat, so yeah, the heat will gently bring the flavor of the spice and pull it into its warm, dreaded space of arms and enternal, darkest pit of sufferings and agony.
Remember, onininnion style, but I really DESPISE onions, they were the reason why my friends got executed and their family are crackheads and also got cracked, this is a damn joke.
The broth's nobut spiced water, thankfully soup powder's here when we need them, but for now.... we think this dish is disappointingly mediocre...
I shall sit by my customer
Willow: [slurping the noodles] "Wow, for a person that never cooks, this dish is decent, I mean, the flavours are flavorsome!!!!!" [Sips soup] "Hey Fabian, you good? Heyyyyy"
Me: "Ja.... it's first time, the broth's just Chili water((((("
I stood up and my legs are aching to run right now, all I want to do is to jump up and down like the little squeezey and squeaky fetu I am which is exactly my reaction right now)))))
Willow: "Well... I suppose that's it, now tell me your crushes >:)"
Me: "W-wut? Silly, I don't have one Σ(°ロ°)" "(I HAVE A LOT (⁄ ⁄•`⁄-⁄•́⁄ ⁄) )"
Willow: "We know you a massive simp"
Me: "HMPH! Foine, it's anyone who's single over the ages of 17, and just genuinely makes me feel like they're my master, wait the hell??? J-just DON'T TELL ANY1 !!1!1!1!1!!1!"
Willow: "Heh, cute" [smirky]
Damn, we really didn't like it when Willow was annoyingly teasing us about our preferences in our crushes, like its not our fault for being like that! Okay =_=?! At least we're not like those damn teens who fall for insignificant feelings, falling for their own peers who will abandon them heartbroken later in life, their little date are just worthless! Zut, how careless they are, but we just prefer... someone more mature.... bigger and older than us...... we really do have a thing for.....
UGHHH CRINGEEEEE XDXDXDXDXP bruh wtfffff. We guess... we are a teleiophile... [teleiophile definition: a term created by pedofucks, as a propaganda,
To shame people who prefer more experienced and adult looking people who are actually adults]
Oh damn, Willow has been staring at us for, possibly a good minute? All for the damn reason that we were zoning out bugs bunny style [take a shot at anytime when we say 'damn' or 'style']
Willow: "Hey, just to let you know, it was a nice time to see you but I have to go to home"
Nwoooooooooooo! We don't want her to goooo!
Me: "BUT WE want youuu to be hereeee!"
Willow: "For five minutes them -`_\\"
Me: "Yayyy! Big sister Willow is gonna play with us!!!" [We giggled childishly]
Willow: "I mean, seriously, who do you have a crush on? You once said you like green"
Me: "Bitch, we mentioned we like green platonically, green from rainbow friends is all yours, mah bro! We even ship you with him"
I hope she doesn't get mad at this but sokwat, she's gonna DESPISE it when she hears I also ship Blue with Green, I'm gonna get killed by her just because she's a non sharing yumeshipper
Willow: "Alright, got to go now, cya!"
𝗗𝗶𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘀𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗯𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗙𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗠𝗡 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗧𝗘𝗦? 𝗜𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘂𝘁𝗲𝘀, 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗿? Our 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗶𝗻'𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴!!!!!
Anddddd she left, wut a dummer.
We were left all alone again, left by our damn lonesome. We don't want to work way too much, to avoid any more customers, we turned the open sign into closed sign, now what shall we do to make our shop MWUAH ✨️mAjeStiC✨️????!!!!
That's right, some of our masterpieces [a drawing of us but as a fetu and more cursed artwork], rules canvas for our customers
Rules canvas for our customers!!!!
Stay here as long as you like! ^^]
Pretty simple, are we right ?
Finally, the walls are decorated, now we must go to home....
FUCKK, crowds of people, whom we remember, almost all of them are content creatorssss, FUCK! And it's a possibility, that.......
That they are gonna video us at anytime soon!
EW! ...humans! We're scared shitless and we must run. I could socialize with 'em at ANY TIME OF THE DAY, GOOD GOLLY GAWD!!!!
Ohhhhh boy, how we're nervous and standing knocked knee like an anime girl. It seems Willow won't come by today, oh well, we're gonna make more once customers come in! We set the door sign as open and just now a woman came in.
Fuck (๑/////๑" ) I must be quick!
@Marinamcbain: "Ah, mornin' :) is this restaurant new?"
Me: "Yes, this new is restaurant ! ! !"
@Marinamcbain: "Ohhhhhhh, so this IS a new!"
Me: "Mhm ! Wait a min... NWOO I MWESSED UP, THIS'S A FOOD SHOP, NOT A NEW !!! ( .｡°Ó■Ò｡)"
@marinamcbain: "Ahahah! Well that's silly ^^"
We don't know if that's a compliment,
Now hol' onto a minute, this customer is a woman who I know from the Internet, the same one who talks about documentaries and other topics, now why am I narrating like this and why am I zoning out instead of serving her?!!?!?!?!
Ehhh, no worries ~~~ Ms. Marina is now paying attention to the rules canvas, BUTTT QUICK!~
And what should I do when there's no menu? Use a cheap, crummy ass notebook from my dad's office, write 'em food down and ready to be served, b☆tch ;p
Me: "Dear customer, sit down please!"
Uhhh yes, make her sit down or else we dieeeee.
@marinamcbain: "Ah, sure thing ^^"
Saw her sit down and we immediately ran to the kitchen, accidentally hitting our knee on the wall once and falling on our side, wincing as if we were getting backshotted. We heard Ms. Marina call out to us, asking if we are okay or not.
@marinamcbain: "Hey! DID YOU GET HURT!? MYA I HELP YOU ?"
No we are not okay because this is the 1063th time in our life that we were running and we slipped, resulting in a bruised knee.
SJIT! Possibly a customers might've have came by and now their first impression of us is that we're clumsy!!!
@Thebookleo: "What happened here?"
@marinamcbain: "I heard a loud thump, waiter, are you OKAY?!"
Me: "Iyaaaaaaa ~ we all good we all good ~"
Trying to get up was a pain in the throat, even getting a light bruise doesn't hurt us but this time, it is WAS BURNING, GRR AHHHH
Me: [walking towards the customers] "Uwaa ~ I apologize for the uhh.... accident? Now, second customer, what do you choose ^^?" "(FU sceii kaiye, I sound way to dominating and informal as eff iyu sceii... can I just cusss normally?)" [Limping way too hard, we're gonna die]
@Thebookleo: "I choose the same one as her, but tomato flavoured!"
Me: "(UAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!)" "Two egg soups for two customers, coming right up!"
There are two types of egg soup which we will be making today, which, the egg soup is the original or regular and then there's tomato
We'll need two eggs for one bowl, so that is in total four eg—
FABIAN HURRY UP ANOTHER CUSTOMER JUST CAME IN AHHHHHHHHHHH
@Lewishancox: "Ahh, good mornin'!"
Me: "Grrrreetings sir!" "(Other than salutations? What should we even say to this familiar looking person??? He has two friends wiv him now, aye...)" "Oh, your friends are here?"
Ms. Marina and Ms. Leo were sitting at group table, the table where it seems like most people are sitting for now. His friend, Melka and Jess. God... I'm gonna die by stress in a mess!!
But hey, Youtubers are mostly coming into this one hell of a food shop, and I dunno why. Now quick before it gets too late....,
[Currently incomplete now, we'll write moreeee waahaaaaa
