Season 2 Queens from RuPaul's Drag Race Sorted into Hogwarts Houses
Shangela Laquifa Wadley: Slytherin
Name a better representation of Slytherin ambition, y'all. She is smart, strategic, and worked for everything she has because she's what? Sickening.
Nicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta, Georgia: Gryffindor
She didn't stay very long in the competition, but there is no denying that she had drive and was not afraid to stand out - even if it meant stepping on everyone else.
Mystique Summers Madison: Gryffindor
She just had to be brave to wear that in front of the judges and call it Country realness! Jk miss thing, but she had a fire lit under her behind and wasn't going to back down from a challenge. Bitch, she is from Chicago!
Sonique had the courage to embrace her true self and come out as Trans on national television. The world as we know it is changing and has been changing for quite some time, but there are still people that do not accept trans people for who they are. That's why Sonique's announcement is so important not only for herself, but for the trans narrative.
Morgan McMichaels: Slytherin
I was originally going to put her into Ravenclaw because this bitch is smart, but her ambition pushes her over into the Slytherin House. She can be cut-throat, but it is usually a means to an end. She is a fierce competitor and is amazing at her craft, so do not sleep on this hooker!
Sahara Davenport: Hufflepuff
Sahara Davenport was a beautiful lil cinnamon bun. She brought beauty, grace, and a lot of common sense to these crazy queens! She was very down-to-earth and just a beautiful soul. We all miss her dearly.
Speaking of lil cinnamon buns, here's another one. Jessica Wild is a smart firecracker. She was completely okay with looking silly, but could turn it the f out on the main stage! She was kind to all the queens and made a name for herself. In short, escandelo!
This Boxx is one quick witted queen! She can read a bitch so fast that it may be a minute before they realize she was being shady. She knows how to market herself and she's such a lil nerd.
She's judging you. Just so you know. This bitch is talented. She can beat a mug and work out a lip sync against some of the best dancers. *Cough cough Alyssa Edwards* She is also ambitious and strategic, you want her on your team. Choices.
Jujubee is smarter than your average queen. She knows how to work her pads and play to her strengths. Her witt and humor outshines her competitors in spades. She can also read a bitch fa filth.