everything is a mess :)

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

Happy pride to the moon

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

when the music fucks you with the strap #yes

"I asked chatgpt" okay well I asked Tumblr and- wait, one second- there's some new yaoi lore in the space fandom or something- oh my god is that Markiplier?

"I asked chatgpt" yeah well I asked ryland grace. And he's. Actually kinda busy rn- I think he's making out with Markiplier.... But then I asked Rocky and he thinks you're lame as hell for not using your own noggin!

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for