Apple Byter's Collection of Stuff

Okay that's like most of the mutuals I can remember right now on account of my brain being stupid soup

why are yall in hot topic tho

Raise your hand if you jiggle when you walk!

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

I get scared when I look at women's asses because my best friend in high school was an electric eel and he would fuck with me whenever the teacher turned around

QUICK TURN ON TUMBLR. ANY BLOG.

trying to remember to replace the words "my balls" with "my nothing" from now on #mynothing

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

Omg pjackk you're back!!

HUH??? pjackk was just unbanned and then immediately banned again!?

my friend-with-benefits just came out as a system, now i got that situationship of theseus

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

I used the money I got from selling wine to buy a storefront for my wine business

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?