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Me when the huzz (my boss at the bistro) makes me a lil home cooked meal (my ex girlfriend) as a treat (he's gonna kill me)

"oh wow iron lung is out early!" I exclaimed with joys. I was then shot 57 times.

i really do want to see the project hail mary movie for the music and "stunning visuals", it just happens that some of those "stunning visuals" are actually normal visuals containing Ryan gosling

if someone told me in like, 2023 that market pliers "was that the bite of 87" and the dude who made squirrel stapler were gonna create a box office hit that released at the same time that my favorite sci-fi book had an adaptation where the main character is played by RYAN GOSLING and that the internet was gonna draw pictures of them making out, I would've probably believed you that's the exact type of shit that happens tbh

the ace grace propaganda has gotten to me so badly I actually get confused when I see ppl draw/write him as anything else. Legit feels like the Eric Cartman meme. He would NOT do that

"I asked chatgpt" okay well I asked Tumblr and- wait, one second- there's some new yaoi lore in the space fandom or something- oh my god is that Markiplier?