Short and Gay

If people can start celebrating Christmas on November 1st then I can damn well start my Halloween spirit on September 1st and no one can say crap

Hey Brazil, do you take constructive criticism

gay culture is not knowing whether it’s a date or if you’re just friends

Do you know what I love? How closely nature is linked with mentality. A walk in the woods can calm anxiety, sitting and dropping stones into a lake can ease anger, even taking time to pot some plants and look after them can keep my mind occupied from dissociation. It’s like the earth is the oldest psychiatrist of all, and it is always there to talk to, giving me a constant free prescription. Isn’t that beautiful

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

Me on my way to fuck shit up. 😎

people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.

once a month the moon angers the bees

NOT THE BEES

Finally this joke gets the reception it deserves