I Swear I'm Brilliant

Thanks, OP. 

also your body doesn’t necessarily work on a daily cycle, it’s not so neat as to understand linear time and how we choose to divide it. You don’t have to try and find perfect balance every single day, sometimes you will go three or four days eating less or eating more. Sometimes you will crave fats or salts or sugars or greens for a few days at a time before your body will decide it’s gathered enough resources in one particular department. The balance is achieved over time and in uneven tides, and that’s good and fine.

Original post has been going around for years now but this fairly recent addition is a really good one I needed to be reminded of too. We don’t just reset to 0 every night.

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the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style

Listen, nobody on earth is as superstitious as baseball players. My man knows better than to be impolite to the good luck charm that decided to grace him with its presence.

That’s a nice pinup you’ve drawn there of an attractive woman. A moment - ah. It seems you’ve also drawn, in the same piece, no less, a little annoying creature next to her. Was it not enough to enjoy the beauty of a woman disturbed only by us, the viewer? This little pest adds nothing of value and in fact only detracts from what I could come to admire in the artwork. Why must there be an annoying little thing gawking or leering or attempting to grope at or - worse yet - actually speaking? You are a brilliant artist but your talent for writing dialogue is as poor as your choice to add a little annoying creature next to this long-suffering half-naked woman. You don’t .. you don’t mean to suggest this little loathsome dolt is going to perform some act of intimacy with her, do you? I will not sanction this. I will not tolerate this. I will not allow this to go on in my presence. Please, take this art far away from me - I will award you no like. I will award you no reblog, retweet, share, or any other such meritorious gesture. What you are is an aberration and your poor choice here blemishes whatever beauty could’ve been in your art past the point of no return. I mean if the little freak is a chick that’s okay, I guess.

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

Me fr this is why I don’t learn anything anymore