Does This Make Sense?

Worm’s Taylor awakens her powers not in dire danger but rather after wishing upon a star, and instead of bug mastery she’s a Tinker for Mario stuff specifically. Her Bob-ombs are sentient and can survive their explosions. One’s a philosopher.

Ahsoka Tano is offered a place at Maul’s side, but she’s way cooler than he is so she offers him a place at her side. Things work out. Palpatine wouldn’t think so, but what does she care?

Kakashi sank back onto the bed. "Gai! Let us have a youthful challenge over which of us can catch my youthful subordinate first!"

Local pillar of society finally feeds touch-starvation, is shocked at own issues. More at 5.

A hero exists whose power - uncontrollable - is to give those in his vicinity terrible visions of potential futures. All Might is afraid of him. Aizawa is afraid of him. Nedzu is afraid of him. All Might, despite his best efforts, can’t even shake his hand. But Kouda, happening across him and fully aware of his quirk, approaches him, gets a vision, and proceeds to shake his hand. All Might says to himself, “and they dare to call *me* the greates hero?”

Darth Vader, turned traitor, needs to be able to hide the truth of his loyalty from the Emperor. He can’t just keep him out; it would be too suspicious. So he hides himself in a sandstorm of every hopeless thought the Emperor thinks he forced upon him - the self-hatred, the anger, the sorrow and pain. All the emotions contained in the desperate cry of “no” when he first learned of Padme’s death. Hidden in the center, at the bedrock of the desert is the truth - where Palpatine would never think to look. The bedrock means nothing without the storm; the storm cannot exist without the bedrock. He is not one or the other; he is the desert, where slavers fear to venture and slaves flee in desperation.

Endeavor gets ding-dong-punched by a trio of Todoroki’s friends. Yaoyorozu wears terrible Todoroki cosplay to mess with Endeavor. His name becomes a swear word. And frankly, Aizawa couldn’t care less.

Izuku keeps getting attacked by time-traveling villains as a small child. Class 1-A keeps rescuing him, but since he can’t find their names when he googles them, people think he’s making them up. He keeps inventing much better names for them, at least in Yaoyarozu’s case (he called her Genesis). He very nearly thought I Cannot Stop Twinkling was a villain, because he showed up really early.

Raiku’s approach to Nuzzle is to full-on headbutt whatever comes at him. Including if it’s a Miltank hurtling at about a fourth-tier rollout right at him.

Upon being punched from a Cubone’s mindscape into his own, Ash’s very British Noctowl noticed that, despite being his home forest, the mindscape also included Big Ben.

Palkia taught himself to talk. He wound up with Meowth’s accent.