dawg i literally dont want the world to see me cuz i dont honestly think they'd understand

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

y'all remember when we glomped?

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

i'm like if a hedonist didn't derive pleasure out of anything