Joshua E.

Lmaoooo

I SCREAMED THIS WAS SO FUNNY

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

why the fuck did scooby have on a collar he never even wore a leash!! and he could literally tell anyone what is name is where he lives. hell he could get an uber home if he gets lost!! the fuck why is he wearing a collar

You know why

THIS IS SO GREAT

Y’all this has given me all kinds of happiness, I miss Ed, Edd, and Eddy so much :-/ 

gays, lend me your strength

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

idk why i burst out laughing

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end