I'm done. Fuck you.

I trust him more than the Birthday Skeleton.

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

is that car even real

I solemnly swore that I thought it was the Ministry of Magic’s flying notes. 

Oh my god accepted

Look at how Bowser raises his cup and nods in agreement.

“Dude’s got a point, yano.  Important job.”

I think it’s also important to note Bowser glances at Zangief’s thighs before nodding

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

i remember seeing this shit as a kid and immediately losing trust towards most institutions

Stop talking like this cartoon didn’t come out like, a year ago

It came out in… 2007 my dude

It’s been…..10 …..years…..?

@dr-doc-phd

Kaiba honestly is as close to my spirit animal as anything can get

i’d like to see a really ineffectual malicious AI character

@editoress

“CLARC tried to cut all the oxygen in the living spaces but all he managed to do was turn off the a/c in my bedroom like an ASSHOLE WHEN I WAS SLEEPING” *bangs on the wall with one hand*

CLARC keeps setting my fridge to “cool” instead of “cold”

CLARC tries to burn down my house, but only turns my toaster on

@lauralot89