gods are stubborn. so am i. @witchoil - Tumblr Blog

hello! i’m a long-time tumblr user who kind of never left! here’s a quick run-down of my deal for those who don’t know me:

fandom, broadly

you’ll see reblogs about video games, books i’m reading, various tv, and lots of random miscellany

i write fic which you can read on ao3 and frequently participate in fic exchanges

i love dead doves and transgressive work generally

fulltime hetjoshi with a minor in butch4butch studies

obsessed with making playlists

i enjoy the format and vibe of tumblr, especially long-form posting and tag novels

enjoy your stay!

also if you’re ever feeling really really really bad here are some things to remember

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riverlarking

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

#i think i have something like 50 of them #i will NEVER settle down

greeds

#funnies #KILLS ME EVERY TIMR

fanfictiondotlol

if you could add any features to ao3, what would it be? similarly, if you could make any change to the tagging system, what would u pick?

#being able to sort or filter subscriptions would be game-changing so co-signing that #and echoing others re: tag system about main pairings vs side pairings #which like #ppl would still misuse in their attempts to self-market by exposing people who would not actually enjoy their fic to their fic repeatedly #but would be nice in cases where i didn’t actually want to read a griddlehark fic that’s why i went to the campal tag #but broadly in case i haven’t said it recently the tagging system is one of the few #unequivocally good things left on this bitch of an internet

onemonthintheatlantic

SAM REID CALLING OMEGAVERSE "VERY URSULA LE GUIN"

onemonthintheatlantic

#like i don’t believe omegaverse should ever have escaped containment like it has #but of all the celebrities to be aware of it #i can live with sam reid #like i know he came across it in his lestat research somewhere #iwtv

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captainamericaa

BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL

kumagawa

this is literally the 92 bulls

captainamericaa

MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND

kumagawa

it’s called a fade away jumper

#iconic post #funnies #it’s called a fade away jumper!!!!!!

cptnflints

"These days any man who can sew a black flag and get 10 fools to follow him can take a prize. They can take it because of the fear that I and men like me have instilled in their prey. But they can't do what I can do. They're not built for it."

#WHAT IF #hear me out #i just rewatched black sails again #black sails #james flint

the price of a single bobbin for my wheel has increased 25% in 12 months from $38 to $48. i can’t go on like this. anyone know how to whittle and/or woodturn?

#please i just want to be able to spin a true three-ply

my lunch is unexpectedly spicy :(

#at least i had garlic naan in the freezer……

drizzledrawings

Having to wear a retainer for the rest of your life after having braces doesn't sound so bad until you haven't worn it for six months and didn't realize that maybe your teeth have shifted more than you thought cause jamming your teeth back into the stupid plastic molds hurts more than fucking anything like goddamn I thought I was free from tooth torture after getting my braces off but oh no cause of my own hubris my teeth hurt if I had just been more responsible and worn the stupid thing ever single night I wouldn't be in this position it feels like I've been poisoned in minecraft and I'm slowly loosing HP by the second but there is no cure I just have to suffer until the plastic molds my teeth back into the shape they are supposed to be

#i don’t care anymore man #if i feel THAT strongly about it i will get invisalign #my teeth are SO normal compared to when i was a kid and i’m much more worried about hygiene these days #i did have a permanent retainer for like twelve fucking years on my bottom teeth and then it just POPPED OFF ONE DAY!!!!!!!#and yes my teeth have drifted since then but the relief of not having that stupid piece of metal anymore…..worth it #like WHAT IF I NEEDED AN MRI?#i owe so much to modern orthodontia but i’d really like to just be done with it

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genuinely don’t know if i have the chops but i’m already deeply thinking about a fic examining the triangulation/cycles cycling of Lestat(/&)Claudia in the context of Lestat/Gabriella…………….. parenthood, childhood, erotic claim-staking and also the twisted provision of opportunities for the child to assert their “agency” as a (sexually) mature adult in a way that only really serves to bolster the parent’s ego and sense of themselves as owner/authority over the child……much to think about

#how claudia’s relationship to lestat reflects back to him how things might have been different with his own mother #how he comes to understand his relationship to gabriella through the filter of having ‘parented’ his own ‘child’#the fact that both were his fledglings #this is not to say that lestat is in any way in the right or absolved of his responsibility for claudia’s execution #but just thinking about how he would make sense of all of that #how claudia still haunts him especially the moments where he’s intimate with gabriella #MANY THOUGHTS

curehaus

my infant death

#screaming #iwtv #claudia #claudia iwtv

thegenderfucker

vampire stories are about sex except when they're about racism except when they're about people refusing to take you seriously because you're a girl

#crying and throwing up i miss her so much

witchoil

DID finally finish IWTV 2x7 and DID cry my eyes out for like five minutes after

witchoil

2x8 was SOOOOOOOOO lighthearted by comparison it’s genuinely hilarious

#lowkey needed as a palate cleanser #the moment when Louis says ‘that was all. there is nothing else.’#and the timestamp is 28min out of 65 #i cracked up #also kudos to claudia for being the first ever dead child to SAVE a marriage #i joke bc if i don’t i’ll cry again

DID finally finish IWTV 2x7 and DID cry my eyes out for like five minutes after

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televisionenjoyer

Ok I want to know something

how often do you talk with the mutual you speak the most to?

every day

several times a week

once a week

once a month

less than that

i'm too much of a coward to talk to my mutuals

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

also if you want to please add in the tags whether you've met in person and whether you live in the same country

#not counting my husband or the mutuals i physically live near #but for relationships where ‘mutual’ is the dominant valence #a couple times a week at least?

courtmartialme

i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You

#HI OP LOVE YOUR ICON AND HEADER INFO #also literally like you’ve all heard this from me a hundred times too #but really interesting how many people seem to implicitly equate penetration with degradation and humiliation on a base level?#hm #wonder what that’s about!

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