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Gwayne “Gay for real” Hightower insane implications on both his and his sister’s relationship with Otto

Left in Oldtown with Ormund instead of King’s Landing so no one will ask why the queen’s brother and the hand’s son isn’t married…Daeron going don’t leave me with Ormund Gwayne going you’re one of his little treasures now you’ll be fine…seemingly no relationship with his father…Otto putting the entire burden of the family’s dynastic future on Alicent…Alicent giving him her son to raise

my favourite piece of corporate jargon is "i might be missing something here" which roughly translates to im right about this and you're a fucking idiot so please for the love of god try your best to explain your dumbass thoughts to me so you can hear how insane they sound out loud and we can all agree that im right and move the fuck on