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Nah, don't worry about it
self identifying as anti angry birds is one of the funniest things a person could possibly do but like. it’s warranted. fuck them birds
There isn't enough ken/Lars content
Holland March saying he can’t die and proceeded by him falling off of multiple buildings and dodging active gun fire— makes me want to write an x-men cross over we’re he’s a mutant he doesn’t know it but his superpower is just the universe not letting him die. Sure he can get hurt and maimed but fate will contrive a way to make sure he won’t die like domino but worse. (Maybe he has a healing factor but it’s slow as fuck or the universe won’t let him get hurt if it’ll kill him. Fall off a building perfectly fine break your arm welp that wasn’t gonna kill you anyways.)
And then Holly suddenly gains her superpowers and it’s a lot louder and a lot more noticeable and the government goes after them or something? Idk about the plot.
But I also had this vision that Healy was related to the Howling Commando’s in some way— maybe thru Bucky Barnes, like maybe Bucky’s sister is his mom (before she died) and he grew up around the Howlies and Howard Stark in a oh yeah those are my cousins type of way and it turns out his cousin are generationally beloved war heroes and a multi-millionaire who makes like half the worlds weapons.
But anyway idk what to do with this but i think giving March the worlds most useless (but also kinda useful) superpower in the world is hilarious.

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This is gonna be my first Canada Day by myself because the rest of my family is going camping. (I don’t like camping lol) so I’m gonna spend my Canada Day watching Ryan Gosling movies. The best way. Literally the only movie I’ve seen that he’s in is Barbie lol. I’ll also watch Iron Lung since apparently it’s also so how involved lol.
I watched The Gray Man, The Fall Guy and The Nice Guys. And now The Nice Guys is my favourite movie. I need a sequel now! Fuck those stupid fucking birds!!!
You know what? Claire Fitzroy and Holly March WOULD get along.
I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.
Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.
Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.
And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.
listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it
20 years. I am not happy about this.
I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time
Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!
nice guys fic where they've hit a dry spell like a month with no new cases and the money has run out and march goes looking for holly's hidden babysitting money but can't find it so he's in a pinch. and healy says well alright i'm not going to beat up any more civilians, that life is behind me, but i'll fight someone who makes the mistake of agreeing to fight me. i know this guy in beverly hills who runs matches at his parties and he'll pay me $50 to fight and $400 if i win. and march is like well we're not going all the way to beverly hills for $50. do you have any idea what gas costs these days??? and healy says no we're going to beverly hills for $400. and march says pretty confident aren't you big guy. and healy says well the guys they get to do these fights are usually show-offy chuckleheads. you know, stunt guys, actors, that sort of thing. none of them have ever been in a real fight. and so they go down to beverly hills to this hedonist 1970s hollywood party (healy doesn't want to bring march but march is like what if you need backup and healy can't get rid of him so whatever. he's coming) and healy gets $50 up front and they're like okay you're gonna fight this guy who does like martial arts stunts for movies. and there's some guy doing like spinny kicks and chopping wood in the living room. march is like hey healy this guy looks pretty serious maybe we should rethink this. we can't afford hospital bills right now. and healy's like sigh. you know, march, your faith in me is so heartwarming. and then they're in the like fight ring out by the pool or whatever and everyone's gathered around hooting and hollering and march is stress drinking and healy takes his jacket off and tucks his brass knuckles in march's pocket and says hold this for a second i'll be right back. and steps up to this guy who makes his opening move a flying roundhouse kick and healy just calmly steps out of the way and then hits him with a jab cross so brutally powerful that he puts him in the pool. and march is so turned on he has to hold healy's jacket in front of his white pants. and on the way home march is like (still hard) hey maybe we should do another fight, we could use $800. $1200 even. and healy says excuse me. we??? and march says (can yuo put that out on me voice) hey do you have a black belt?? and healy says no. karate is for idiots. and that's the story of how healy knocked out chuck norris.
i think it would be funny if march's birthday was april 1st because:
its right after march (the month) like imagine having the name march and your ass isnt even born during march. ESPECIALLY since its literally by one (1) day
april fool's day!!! i believe he was doomed to debilitating foolishness from the beginning
Let’s just say that I understand lol

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This is gonna be my first Canada Day by myself because the rest of my family is going camping. (I don’t like camping lol) so I’m gonna spend my Canada Day watching Ryan Gosling movies. The best way. Literally the only movie I’ve seen that he’s in is Barbie lol. I’ll also watch Iron Lung since apparently it’s also so how involved lol.
the way the Project Hail Mary fandom has been cannibalizing all adjacent fandoms needs to be studied like I have NEVER seen something like this before
I really like people shipping Ava/Stratt and Simon/Grace and then making them face eachother in some way
Ava and Stratt talking about their respective sacrificial lambs and getting all emotional just to turn around and find the sources of all their guilt making out crazy style because they both somehow made it out of the one way trips they were given
I fear I may've cooked, have some food (WIP)
Rocky help them! They’re in the backrooms!
Okay, so, I saw "Simon gets violent when he wakes up and it takes literal weeks for him to trust Grace" and "Simon is confused and a bit wary, but trusts Grace rather quickly" scenarios. But what about the secret third thing "Simon thinks he is still a prisoner, Grace is with C.O.I and he does whatever Grace says out of fear of getting sent back to the SM-13" scenario?

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continuation of my swapped rockyadrian/bloodymary swapped au (where Simon and Grace are the eridian couple while rock is the human engineer Grace adopts and Adrianne is who they find in the blood ocean)
someone had the amazing idea of Adrian conquering the blood ocean in two days, and then making Ellie their bitch.
Rocky finds this human, covered in blood, ready to fight a elderich monster, and he falls in love immediately
(let’s ignore how I accidentally deleted the original post).
so, I keep seeing human Rocky and eridian grace. I love it. I love all the designs I’m seeing
now I raise you: eridian simon is Grace’s mate. They’ve been mated for hundreds of years.
do you see where I’m taking this?
let’s put human Adrian in the blood ocean