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saw a post that said "guy (gender neutral)" and my brain immediately went like hmmm what would a gender neutral version of guy/gal be, maybe I can combine the two words and make something silly looking, so I opened up my notes app and wrote down the word "gay" and stared at it for a solid 10 seconds before remembering that's already a word
no stop it this post is not a good investment
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*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
I present you all a conversation I had with my mother about Fuzzies (Furries)
Her: My friend Davian went to a softball convention and the hotel was having another convention for Fuzzies. Do you know what those are? They dress up as like animals.
Me: Oh my god you mean Furries. They are called furries.
Her: Oh yeah, Furries. Davian said they were so cool. She talked to some of them and said that their costumes were really well made. But she was wondering if it’s a gay thing, she didn’t want to ask and be rude.
Me (The resident gay): Umm well no it’s not a Gay Thing. Now a lot of furries are gay. But that has nothing to do with them being furries. They won’t ask you to call them a cat or anything. They just enjoy the performance and the artistry of making the costumes.
Her: Oh okay. Yeah that makes sense. Yeah Davian said it was really cool. And they were all so nice.
The End.
Shout out to the Fuzzies in California for being nice to my mom’s friend and making me teach her about furries. Please never do this to me again.
Love you guys
what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from
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being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot
like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin
bestie I appreciate the enthusiasm but this post doesn't even have 50 notes yet lol. lil' early for that.
Must a post have lots of notes to have 10k to me? This may never reach so many people but it reached me and I laughed.
Oh god. Now you've done it.
i love when you read/watch an influential piece of storytelling and you're like ohhhhhh ok i see. so everyone else was copying this guy's homework
When you’re in an egg-and-spoon race and you gotta check that the little mf didn’t fall off the spoon
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I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post
So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that
sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully
skips a stone over a few posts
who would win in the race? (don't vote without sharing!)
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Another popular one, especially in wealthier US families, was that your son would “move to Europe,” and then a few months later your “niece” would move into town and live in his old bedroom.
Trans isn’t new. We just have to know how to look for it in history.
Trans isn’t new. We
just have to know how to look
for it in history.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces
glad to see those spreading the truth
Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees
Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.
did you just fucking have this
