as if we were villains on necessity

my soul leaving my body when the bread pops out of the toaster

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

For real. I've known multiple Olympic-level swimmers who have drowned. It's NOT A SKILL ISSUE.

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

i don’t ask for much but i might start

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

hand in unedited hand