stars in your heart

teens of tumblr transitioning into adult life, i am about to teach you the most important lesson of your life: you need to buy the name brand cling wrap and tin foil. generic aint gonna cut it. you gotta take my word for it on this one. i suffered to learn this lesson for you.

it’s…fine to feel sexually attracted to women. i really dig a lot of cottagecore/farmer lesbian stuff, but it makes relationships with women sound like these fluffy, blushy, chaste, cutesy handholding affairs…you can want to have a garden AND rail your wife at the same time. i promise

rail your wife in the garden

stealing this from twitter 🙈 but. if u were a fictional character what would ppl think of u?

You know he’s gonna cry when he gets in the car…

hi! transcript please for Deaf community? @inqilabi

Jacob Frey: “my own shortcomings and I know there needs to be a deep-seated structural approach in terms of how the department operates. The systemically racist system needs to be revamped” Protesters: “we know” Jacob Frey: “the police union needs to be put in its place” Protesters: “we know” Jacob Frey: “we need to make sure that everything from the union contract to the way the arbitration functions…” Protesters: *muffled disagreement* then start chanting “yes or no” Organizer: “Jacob Frey we have a yes or no question for you, yes or no do you commit to defunding the Minneapolis police department”  Jacob Frey: *inaudible* Organizer: “what did i say? we don’t want no more police. we don’t want people with guns totting around in our community shooting us down…” Protesters: *erupt in cheers for the organizer* Organizer: “…that was a yes or a no. yes or a no. Will you defund the Minneapolis police department” Organizer: “alright be quiet ya’ll. it’s important that we actually hear this. it’s important that we hear this cos if ya’ll don’t know he’s up for re-election next year” Protesters: *cheer* Organizer: “if yall don’t know he’s up for re-election next year. And if he says no, guess what the fuck we gonna do next year” Jacob Frey: “I do not support the full abolition of the police” Organizer: “alright get the fuck out of here. GO GO GO” Protesters: *erupt in a chant* “GO HOME JACOB GO HOME. GO HOME JACOB GO HOME” Protesters: “SHAME SHAME SHAME”

Minneapolis leaders just voted, with a veto-proof majority, to disband their police department!

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it