I find it incredible how saying it's the God of Death's fault is always a valid solution to fill a plot hole in a TCF/LCF fanfic.
That's the joy of TCF. Even canonically, most of the time it goes like this:
Step 1: It is White Star's fault. He did some insane, fcked up shit again.
If he didn't then,
Step 2: It is God of Death's fault, because he either allowed something insane or did something that Cale and Co has to clean up now.
And if somehow he is innocent too,
Step 3: It is the Hunters' fault, causing interdimensional nonsense again.
Beyond that, it's just Cale being an unlucky bastard. Since apparently he is viewed as cosmically unemployed in the eyes of fate, and therefore suffers.
@midnightwalker19049, I love you. I'm here laughing non-stop after reading your reblog.
"Cosmically unemployed in the eyes of fate," was the cry I let out when I read that part! Yes, that's so accurate for Cale and his inability to be lazy!
And their tags are too good to be hidden:
The God of Death as the meddling and inconvenient aunt is perfect. He really exudes that aura. I truly find it amazing how he has this strange ability to be both the most helpful and the most useless God of all, because he's always trying to help Cale solve the problems he himself caused.
And those four you listed are definitely the biggest culprits behind all the problems in TCF. And it's always possible to add another problem to their list.
Thank you so, so, so much for this addition. You made this post a thousand times funnier.























