Cowboy Activities

this is what GOOD PUSSY sounds like *sound of gun cocking

crossfaded on what no longer is and what remains to be seen

And the siren was a man

bitching and moaning should lez out

women love me because i am cute and only freak out badly sometimes

the shit you do to make a dying phone work when you dont wanna buy a new phone is amazing. my phone no longer charges unless i plug and unplug the charger exactly ten times & then flip the charger around then it works. I dont want to say i have to fuck the port a little bit first but i have to fuck the port a little bit first

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

jo is the only character on supernatural who reacts to dean appropriately. she spends the whole time she knows him just going i want to kiss him i want to be his therapist i want him to be my father i want to kill him i want him to be my big brother i want to wear his jacket i want to marry him i want to skewer him on a kebab stick. basic deangirl

[becoming crazed] art should physically harm you

oh so now im the bad guy just because im a piece of shit¿

if we could temporarily kill each other violently it would solve a lot of problems imo. and be the new sex

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place