the horrors are endless, but i stay silly.

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Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

huge thank you to people reblogging and talking about their phobias in the tags. it's genuinely super nice to hear that im not alone in this and im not super irrational for being scared of things. <3

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

doees anyone else sssee. the creaature

its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

Are Americans finely realizing they aren't secretly the main character and others are not NPCs and that we are in fact all people?

yeah this was the first time i have ever had this thought and its because im a stupid little yank

I actually think it kicks ass that the main theme in Critical Role right now is how religion warps and corrupts humanity and in Dimension 20 it's how humanity warps and corrupts religion