LOL go get raptured cringe ass

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

her name is pinky pony and she loves to go on a party. so get that through your thick fucking skull

the more time passes the more insane i feel about how pjackk swung into my dms out of nowhere and started hitting on me for about a week

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

Can i see that slimey pussy or am i not allowed cuz im gay muthafuckahh

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy