LOL go get raptured cringe ass

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

I’m having a stroke

Huh, must've been the wind

god i need something so bad. but what is it

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

Lets let friday get us pregnant and have a baby that lasts the whole weekend

I Wonder A Lot About Being Six. Will I Miss Being Five?

One day youll even be seven! ...but not for a long time

But Maybe Ill Be Eight For A Really Really Really Long Time

I miss you. I miss you so much.

steam big picture mode was designed to be clicked on by accident two or three times per year

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

I Dnt think I Fuck With ANything any more

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

mondays are for adoring me btw. tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, fridays, saturdays and sundays as well. you get no days off