in corpore sano

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

just absolutely CLEARED some apple slices and peanut butter. and i've got big plans to run headfirst into a screen door later #mycharmedlife

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

this is twice as true in the winter

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

Well honey your father is GONE because you eat TOO MANY FUCKING BLUEBERRIES

LGBT+ games need to be better man i dont want to play gay dating sim/rpg maker game #48174 i want someone to make max payne with gay sex in it

She would not fucking say that. Yes she said that in canon, but I perceive a greater truth unaffected by her writer's misogyny