(hour long fart noise)

tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS

I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.

hello my name is indie horror story author and basically my job is to lure you in with a really creative idea and hook that gets you super excited and then right when things start to get good im gonna throw the atmosphere and my writing style out the window and start introducing liiikeee cults and government organizations and all the characters are gonna turn into like one-liner blurting action heroes who get into likeeee gunfights and car chases and stufffff and then its gonna like keep escalating until you feel like youre reading a marvel movie script plz buy my novel i started out on nosleep

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

it's that time of the year again folks

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

You call a über and Todd Howard is your driver. What do?

That would never happen. Todd couldn’t get a car to work in his own game engine, let alone real life.

That was second degree murder.

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

I have been fooled

I like how the horses ears are now in an ‘anger’ position.

I’ve been trying to get the dog in the mirror to stop harassing my dog

Obviously wildly unprofessional to start laughing on a call with any customer and especially when the customer is clearly vulnerable but today someone on the phone asked me if this was 'the only accent I had' and I'm going to be thinking about that all week