This Isn't Just Puppy Love

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man's nick frost and simon pegg

Why do horny blogs post like they’re in House of Leaves?

His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck a Minotaur.

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

rich people seeing mount everest

My bed is a trans safe space btw

more proof that tumblr just community guidelines strikes anything with the word "trans" in it because these were pictures of dr kleiner

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

would it be fucked up to bring this post back right now