the Half Blood Princess

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

Happy birthday to our beloved Master Diluc <3

Sending asks out of nowhere makes me a bit nervous, so I'll just tag some followers I have kneejerk strong positive feelings about: @priestofthepremise, @english-mace, @daunvaliant, @stripedroseandsketchpads, @oldtranswizard, @tiddytrashcan, @brighhton, @markersss, @the-book-life-chose-me, @balalaijka

@idontwanttoboldlygo @trekkie-smut @illegalpaladin @pio-birb @thefreakmeister @georgiedoodles @patheticbard

@ilex-opacus @machshfive (I literally can't remember anyone else's accounts rn who hasn't already been tagged)

@bonesfucker3000 @ihascat5 @homosexualpigeon

@templeofminerva @stardustcleaningguy @chunchumaru1409

@sea-jellie-thoguhts @mxsshxvon @onlystarless-eyesremain @evskiii @the-mehlwurm @thatdangspacenerd @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @quoththewarlock @generic-sandbox-member @marsmaladeee @ozzy-from-the-cafeteria @vaguely-sage @your-local-mixed-race-bisexual @zemikite and open tags :3

@crunchy-bisquit @literal-insomniac-freak @m1l0-58 @vontreangedelamusique @charliekirkification @do-not-u-dare @democritus-atomos @mike-newton-is-a-marshmallow @zachsenthusiastuniverse

@northernhealer @sunflowerrosy @the-monotone-angel @angel-of-lucidity @rosesandtheatre4 @nightmaresghost @ironspider-hobbit and open tags 🤍🩰🎶

@the-ellia-west @northernhealer @i-do-anything-but-write @elronthemage + open tags :3

@thunder-dexy @the-ellia-west @loftwingofcrimson + open tags!

@s0ur-w4v3 @hijabi-flavored-nerd @remnantsofthefallen @lunathetunaaa @pioresbriefings-blog-blog @pio-birb uhhhhhhhh CANT think of anybody else rn

@weirdonamedkiera @smol-stardust @patheticbard @hyperfixationstation111 @scoutbot

@ilex-opacus

@ihascat5 @bonesfucker3000

@templeofminerva @starcaviar

the power of a hyperfixation

I don’t remember writing this but apparently at almost 3:30 am I had an idea made of pure gold

the sex bot strategy is evolving: tempting innocent tumblr users with public transit