A perpetually exhausted pigeon

1) Lohen has most certainly spiked your food with poison, not maliciously of course! Lohen wouldn't even dream of hurting you- for the most part.

Lohen has built an immunity to poison over the course of his life, so not much can hurt him. So, it only seems like the 'rational' next step as your relationship grows to help increase your immunity to poisons as well! He adds them to your meals to disguise the taste. Never enough to kill you, but just enough to build an immunity over time! Especially now that he has access to so many plants from Nodkrai!

He has been scolded many times by Jean because she caught him pouring certain toxins into both your tea cups. He calls it a 'bonding experience' she calls it a week in Solitary.

Imagine Jean's frustration and Lohens delight if they ever find out you do the same to Lohens meals. Liyue and inazuma specialties are harder to hide, but give a meal a nice kick!

2) Every now and again Lohen will run into the woods to 'blow off some steam.' In reality, he is running around killing hillichurls and other enemies for days on end. If Lohen is missing for more than three days, you are sent in the woods with valberries and a knife to track him down and bring him home.

He will run away from Jean, he'll sneak away from Rosaria, but he will come running right at you if he sees a shiny new knife, a tasty snack, and a basket of valberries.

3) Lohen has a little habit he can't ever seem to break. He likes to lay his head in your lap. Whenever he's frustrated, bored, tired, or happy, he will find you and turn your lap into his personal pillow. It's comforting. He can simply lay on top of your for hours and find solace knowing that, despite how messed up he is, you still chose to stay. You chose him.

And un fortunately for you, Lohen does not plan to let you go.

4) Lohen has trained his pet rabbits- Battle Bunnies- to protect you. It was as easy as it was alarming. He took one of your shirts and has trained the rabbits to both protect and find you if you go missing while scouting.

It sounded weird until Soulstealer found you in a ditch after a very difficult encounter in a hillichurl camp. The camp was later found destroyed, as a rabbit munched on a hillichurls shirt. Doomfanger is a demented beast just like his father.

All the bunnies want in return is pets, lots of cuddle, and to kick lohen off your lap. It's their turn!

5) Lohen is the type to get jealous. Not easily, but once he is it is apparent and a problem for everyone involved.

It takes him awhile to realize he's jealous. After all, who could possibly compare to him? Vice captain of the fifth company, one of the strongest men in all of Mondstadt. Who else could possibly compare to him?

But he's constantly working, always away on missions or stuck doing paperwork. He knows that your family has tried to introduce you to other men in the past, and that many of his colleagues took his absence during the expedition as their 'ticket in.' You tell him not to worry, you aren't going anywhere and he should relax more.

If only it was so simple.

When he First gets that negative feeling crawling up his spine, he starts to show off more. He finds more and more elaborate reasons to keep your attention on him. For his colleagues at work, he assigns them to new outposts, different patrol routes, or even cleaning the horse stalls now that the Calvary has returned to Mondstadt.

If that doesn't work, he simply releases the murder bunnies.

After a few too many warnings and a renewed fear of rabbits in the Grandmaster, Lohen has found a much safer and less volatile way of expressing his feelings/ his possesiveness of you.

The planning, preparing, and of course signing of the checks to put the plan into motion are aome of the highlights of his day. It gives him a sense of pride knowing that, with a swipe of his hand -and credit cards- he can make your wildest dreams come true!

Bookstore trip? He bought the damm store. Go nuts!

Mall spending spree? His fatui grunts will be carrying your bags back to your home. They're very confused, but receive a hefty bonus to keep quiet and let you have fun.

Date night? You'll be spending the weekend in Fontaine. Visiting the opera house and dining at the best restaurants.

Holidays? Booked months in advance! He has plans for Christmas in the countryside, assuming he can complete his work on time.

Nothing is too much when it comes to you, you're his precious gem! Just hit 'add to cart' and let him handle the rest!

He even remembers the little things you stare at for a bit too long, a necklace or an outfit you want but can't bring yourself to ask for? He makes a mental note, and returns back to your outings. Pantalone gets so little time off from work, he simply must make the most of it!

He does have a little habit of buying you jewlery and assceories only in purple and black. His signature colors. His little way of reminding his coworkers that you are taken and well cared for.

Pantalone believes in investing well, both with his time and money, but especially when it comes to his partner. He remembers every little detail about you, ensuring that not a second of your time together is wasted. He is a busy man with not much free time, so won't you let him spoil you just a bit to make up for it?

When you two are fighting and decide to take some time to cool off, he leaves little snacks and trinkets by your office so you know he's not that angry. ( most certainly not because he's trying to get you to come see him. Totally not that.)

But...if you wanted to stop by and see your busy partner and end the silent treatment eating away at him...he ain't gonna stop you.

In return, he really just wants a quiet home to return to after a long day dealing with unruly grunts and whatever spending spree tartaglia is on this week. A nice warm meal and someone to lean on as the snow falls outside.

"Okay, okay, now...try not to freak out, they can smell fear~" lohen chuckled lowly as he led you through his darkened office, feeling helplessly for the long forgotten lightswitch.

"Alright, just let me turn on the light- ack!" You stumble as a table oh so rudly struck you for existing within the shared space.

"Whoops! Sorry, my love!" Lohen finally released his grip on your hand to switch on the lights, at last illuminating the room, "over here, they're waiting for us!"

You rub the back of your leg, shooting a spiteful glance at that infernal table. Thank goodness lohen kept his weapons in storage instead of carelessly laying about, or this trip would've ended in a hospital visit.

Then again, it still might.

Lohen had not been very...descriptive when it came to these 'mysterious allies' of his. The excitable man simply said they were his 'greatest and fluffiest soldiers under his command,' as if that was enough to explain why he stole you away from an important meeting with the other captains.

To say you were curious was understandable. To say you were afraid was an understatement.

Lohen ran to the small cage on his desk, which was occasionally thumping about as whatever was inside jostle the crate with its rapid movements.

"And now, I present to you the most fearsome of beasts in Mondstadt...VIOLA!"

Lohen yanked the cloth off the cage with a flourish, revealing much to your excitement- and ease- two big, fluffy rabbits. One with black spots and another covered in thick, ebony fluff.

"Meet Doomfanger and Soul Stealer!" Lohen grinned as he let the two fluff balls out of their cage. Doomfanger scratched at his spots, while Soul Stealer cautiously hopped closer toward you.

You couldnt stop yourself once brought face to face with the 'fluffy menaces' especially as Doomfanger ran up along lohens arms. "Oh my archons, they're so cute!"

Soul Snatcher rested his head in your palm as you scratched behind his ears, it seemed he was more sociable than his brother.

"I know, can you believe I found them in the cellars. Destroyed our cabbages, but I didn't like those anyways." Lohen let Doomfanger climb up on his head, allowing the gentle beast to rest on his perch.

"You are the cutest fluff ball I've ever seen, how are you real!?" The cuteness aggression was overtaking your senses, though, it seemed Soul Snatcher was already used to this treatment.

He was lohens pet after all.

You followed the bunnies to the floor, watching Doomfanger overtake Soul Snatcher in combat, while one was far fluffier, one was far stronger than the other.

Lohen picked up Doomfanger and set the bunny on the floor, Soul Snatcher quickly joined as the two began to wrestle. " trained them with some of the gaurd dogs, now they're the perfect gaurds! As long as they get their treats!"

"Why do you have to keep them locked in here? I've literally never seen these two before. They're so precious!"

"Well, I didn't think you'd like them. So I didn't wanna show them to you until I knew you could handle them, And they wouldn't bite you. So, i put one of your sweaters into their crate so theyd get used to your smell. Soul Snatcher took to you quickest! And as for the cage...."

Heavy footsteps rang through the long halls as a familiar, exhausted, voice echoed after the clanking of metal. Unconsciously, you stood at attention for the Grandmaster.

"Lohen for the last time you can't keep running out of meetings just for 'a quick missi-'

Varka stood frozen in the doorway, as he watched Doomfanger sniff the air, as if checking for nearby prey. Soul Snatcher began to thump his legs against the floor aggressively, they Had indeed found something interesting.

Lohen snickered as the bunnies prepared to pounce on their prey, snickered as Varka let the papers he was holding fall onto the ground.

"Last time I let them wander, they turned Varka into a chew toy~"

Lohen pointed a finger towards the Grandmaster, finally granting a command to his menacing soldiers. "Go my children, KILL!"

Varka took a step back from the door, never letting his gaze escape the rabbits. With each step he took back, the rabbits took one forward. While Doomfanger had sharper teeth, Soul Snatcher was the quicker runner.

"Nice B-bunnies, good bunnies...lohen call them off or I'm docking your pay."

The rabbits lunged forward, chasing after the frightened Grandmaster down the hall. The sounds of their little footsteps drowned out by the rapid clanking of metal.

"No, NOT AGAIN! NEVER AGAIN!"

Lohen ran after the two bunnies, laughing joyfully while leaving you the choice to follow or to find him during his future punishment in Solitary once the Grandmaster remembered he was far larger and stronger than those 'killer bunnies.'