Me swooping in to steal yo girl

oozey mess
Three Goblin Art
sheepfilms
hello vonnie
occasionally subtle
Sade Olutola
YOU ARE THE REASON

Cosmic Funnies
trying on a metaphor

Xuebing Du

tannertan36
styofa doing anything
Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Misplaced Lens Cap

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@iguessimalesbian
Me swooping in to steal yo girl

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i literally think of that "polynesians first to discover antarctica, not news to maori" headline so much it's so fucking funny
highly skilled ocean voyagers living close to antarctica who have oral history of heading south and discovering a land full of ice sheets and mountains of ice and snow were first to discover antarctica, not news to said group of people
[ID: headline on nxherald.co.nz from 8 Jun, 2021 titled “Polynesians first to discover Antarctica, not news to Māori”]
My titties smell like hospital and sweat
TWILIGHT (2008) THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | “Öga for Öga” (2020)
Malcolm In The Middle (2000-2006)
Mario Kart 8, 2014

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DIY Gudetama Plushie with 3 Simple Materials!! ぐでたま Lazy Egg Plushie Tutorial
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sew-much-to-do: a visual collection of sewing tutorials/patterns, knitting, diy, crafts, recipes, etc.
happy early 1 month anniversary to these 2. next stop: wife city
Don’t Go/Taking Control
me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it

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yes tumblr sucks but imagine if it worked like youtube
three people said your blog sucked so now we’re going to delete it, sorry
yes this is a nice post you made but also you wrote something about avatar and uhhhhhhhh yknow nikelodeon said you shouldnt so we’re going to hide this post now. you owe nick 10 dollars
anyway jokes aside have i ever told to you about the brand new RPG from the appstore, with graphics and plot just as good as any console game? i’m talking about RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS
the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.
I’m sorry you put you thru this but I can’t help laughing
“i am sorry you put you through this” is for real the best phrase i have heard in 2018
i wish the innocent black lives that were lost to police brutality were as defended as random white youtubers who wanna cry because they got called out for being racist and generally out of pocket
Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at ¼ speed”

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Bro stop being gender conforming youre scaring the hoes
Me, at fictional characters: THIS WOULDN’T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS
Me, in real life: if i give even the vaguest notion of my feelings to anybody i would die