Haha! What am I even doing!

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

You seriously not going to talk about the three times a horse funeral was mentioned on this flyer

whats not clicking

reverse turing test type challenge

I once read a scene in a fic that made me have doubts whether or not has the author ever been in a bus/any public transport.

we've literally just read a line in a book that said "string lights hung in festive sine waves" and it jumped us straight out of the story because lights don't hang that way? you'd have to rigidly arrange them into a sine wave, no?

the mormon church funds trandwife influencers and is beefing up its social media outreach capabilities by bringing in a lot of heavy hitter youtubers fyi. so when you start seeing more 'wholesome family content' over the next 18 months just know its part of a directed and organised campaign by reactionaries to culturally entrench large families and housewives who baby their husbands

earthquakes are like the one natural disaster that isn’t being directly exacerbated by global warming. that shit is here for the love of the game and the love of the game only.