Phantom of the Cheeseheads

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

Bitch just pulled a bazooka out of her titties like it was nothing.

she from chicago

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all