Phantom of the Cheeseheads

who needs drugs when you have a crippling hyperfixation on american rock band my chemical romance thats strong enough to send you into a coma

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

Things to do with your twin

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

objectively mystery inc could beat light yagami

even assuming he learns shaggy's real name and the death note works on a dog, ryuk could not kill shaggy with a heart attack. the man's immune to them. so ryuk would have to chase them down and they'd turn a corner and when he catches up to them they're decked out in juggalo makeup and berate him for being late for the show and pull him on stage where the special guest stars icp do a song and spray ryuk with faygo and when he tries to chase scooby and shaggy again he'd slip on the soda.

its so funny that tolkien had some shit to say about every damn aspect of middle earth but when he said there were 5 wizards he really just made 3 and then said "and there were 2 blue ones as well"

[id: a pair of images on a dark background, each showing clasped hands with text on scrolls just beyond the wrists of each hand. The first image is colored in shades of blue, with ripples, bubbles, and reflections surrounding the hands that suggest water. Both hands are neat and clean and have neat suit cuffs around the wrists. The scrolls read, “Don’t you leave him,” on top, and “Samwise Gamgee” on bottom. The second image has the hands mirrored vertically, so that the hand with its back to us is now reaching up, and is colored in reds, oranges, and yellows, with a flame motif around the hands and burning the scrolls. The wrists are bare and the hands are bloody, more so on the hand reaching up, which is missing the index finger - the source of the blood. The scrolls read, “And I don’t” on top and “mean to” on bottom.]/end id.

i love it when a fandom agrees on one particular portmanteau ship name and you can tell it’s because the alternatives are all atrocious. like i don’t know anything about glee but even i know that they only call it “klaine” because no one would be able to take it seriously if it was “blurt”

“i love the hunger games. everlark is my OTP” oh i see someone’s too good for “peeniss” huh

still being active on tumblr is camp

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

i'll outlive everything you love

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

I just saw a post-race interview from Pierre and he was geniunly heartbroken 😭 he really thought he had that podium, and his team didn't even warn him of the penalty, my dude was CELEBRATING on thw cool down lap 😭😭😭