LOST BOY

lowkey youve been acting like a good boy lately bro

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

are you a medieval silk road merchant

so the mom just managed to find the most haunting large object behind which to hide a child

*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

You jest but legitimately I had to stop my mom from getting an MRI at the appointment to get that MRI, because she forgot that she's had her wrist and hip replaced with LARGE PIECES OF METAL.

People always called me a girl until I started calling myself one then all the sudden they were board certified biologists.

characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies