Bonus:

It's a nightmare I know I know It's scary.

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Those videos where the person shaves their beard and records their partners reaction afterwords. Troy would be devastated. Thank god its only a dream.

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Why does he do this?

Because he loves the one real chance he has at messing with his captain/brother/best friend, Ilya Rozanov.

“Roz, I swear to you, I was in Harris’s room with Ursula—“

“You have seen the cat!?!”

“…yeah. She likes me.”

“She does not like me!”

“Yeah, cause I’m not annoying. Anyway. I was in Harris’s room and all of a sudden…”

“Yes?”

“The door swung open and I swear, I swear I saw an outline of Uncle Elroy in the doorway.”

“…you lie.”

“I swear it, Ilya.”

Read on AO3 3k | Teen | No Archive Warnings Apply | SMAU

The Half-Horsemen (and Harris) Hayes [twitter.screenshot.1] [twitter.screenshot.2] [twitter.screenshot.3] [twitter.screenshot.4] @Barrett why are we sending people money? Boodram Man WHAT is going on over there Dykstra They’re making us pay reparations now?? Barrett Uh… Rozanov @Barrett if you’re paying people for being gay where is my money? Or: It's Pride Month, and the gays are posting their Venmos/Cashapps/Zelles in the hopes of straight people pay up for their crimes. Troy Barrett also pays.

To all of the SMAU writers: y'all are absolutely crazy. 3k took me FOREVER. And these guys are doing 10k+. My god.

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