Neato!

no no that’s a bop, i love it

my pet banana peel

agemaxing by working 5 jobs and looking 60 by 25

Ok I guess. But it happens to everyone, it’s inevitable, and trying to stop it only cause self-hate. Might as well embrace it

great job telling someone to kill themselves over a harmless post! Maybe you should go touch grass!

Cranky because you can't stop the concept of linear time, aren't you?

HOW CAN YOU BE THIS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID DO SOME MOTHERFUCKING RESEARCH YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT INSTEAD OF SPREADING REACTIONARY BULLSHIT I HAVE PROVIDED SOURCES NOW LOOK AT THEM OR GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH

22 years old and you're like this? smh no but fr put on sunscreen. that's it. that's the only "anti-aging" shit that matters and honestly it's there to prevent skin cancer. fuck looking young, i just don't want cancer. for me or for you

Thank you all for a fantastic post-reading experience, wasn't expecting to see someone saying "kys" in reply to being told humans are mortal

Firt, we're not cancelling you, we just think you're kinda stupid lmao.

"what happens to nearly every creature ever in an universe in a constant state of entropy isn't natural it's just your body doing this without external intervention" is such a take. It's like, the most take ever. I'm amazed. I wish to never interact with that person ever and never be exposed to their opinions

I’ve seen people ask “how do you write authentic sibling interactions” and I can tell you that it’s this. This is how siblings act when encountering each other.

sacré bleu...somebody âs deepthreauxted ze eiffel toweur