yee (and i cannot stress this enough) haw

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

slides up into the group discord like "hey did you know that" *chuckles* *flips my hair* *presses my fingers to my temple* "there is a genius writer here and it's ME?!"

*I've slid a loose pamphlet of papers under the door and the first page is a crude crayon drawing of a character with the title 'Blorbo the Fic By: ...Me!!!'*

next time they show pencil she actually fixed everything 1st try n never timelooped bc shes actually rly efficient freesmart r all collectively goiky president in the new timeline n she bought forth world peace w her little chant

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

the worst part about having a modern phone is accidentally pressing some cheat-code-ass combination of buttons to bring up the inbuilt AI software, adding to the statistics and making some tech billionaire company freak think I actually want that bullshit

reminder for my us-based electorate that today is the day the birdcage is in theaters, and also if you're lucky singin' in the rain will be in theaters june 11th. (i am not lucky and it's not showing near me, but if you can see it big you should see it big.)