i used to be such a burning example

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

I know this is rude and not very cash money of me but some women date/marry/procreate with absolute fucking losers. Complete wastes of oxygen; can’t do housework, have poor hygiene, are selfish, mean and have the nerve to be ugly on top of everything. I simply don’t get it like idk if it’s because I came out the womb an ornery baby with zero patience but like…I just don’t get it honestly. Sometimes I’ll hear my friends tell me about their bf or husbands and I have to wonder “is being single just not an option??” Especially if no children are involved and your finances aren’t tied up together. I just don’t get it

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

Whoever said to think of Piano Man by Billy Joel in the setting of him performing at a gay bar, I need you to know I have never not thought about that every single time I listen to this song.

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

reblogging for luck from friend in 1997

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

reblogging for luck from friend in 1997

lets All lock in starting Right Now