marlene mckinnon’s #1 fan

modern au remus working as a teacher and all the children call him unc, when remus is like only 21

Pandora who absolutely adored the water, she would be swimming any chance she gets. She loves going on road trips just to see cool lakes and rivers. She goes to the beach every single day in the summer, and she has to live near a flowing water source or she will evaporate from not swimming.

and then regulus drowns and she is unable to swim again

Vee. What is this behaviour. What do you have to say for yourself. I'm utterly disappointed in you.

VEEUUUHHHHH STOP THIS MADNESS. rn.

oh.. international lets all hate on me day again

FOR GOOD FUCKING REASON

sirius gets water everywhere when he gets out of the shower and for remus its like dodging landmines when he uses it after him because he will slip and break his hip if hes not careful

i actually cannot imagine james, sirius, and remus leaving out peter in a poly relationship

marlene mckinnon is a grudge holder

Many grudges over small shit but all with big meaning.

peter is so gay to me. like hes gay or hes omni with a BIG preference for men

I don’t think Katniss is an unreliable narrator, I think she’s just autistic

rosekiller pulling up to a halloween party with strangely realistic “fake” blood on their costumes …

mary "if i wasn’t a woman they would love me just as much as they do sirius" macdonald

Sirius got an ugly ahh laugh. Like when he's really laughing, fully unrestrained laughter? It sounds like a coyote bark or a dog yipping, it's a little startling and he is soooo embarrassed everytime he does it while Remus makes it his personal life's mission to get it out of him. Cuz he LOVESS Sirius's laugh

Welsh Remus teaches posh James and Sirius creative insults which they over use in the worst scenarios.