Not Sure What to Put Here.

the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum 

And beauty and beast falls somewhere in the middle

someone do a graph

This is the science I’m here for

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

imagine how fucking funny infinity war would’ve been if thanos’ snap randomly selected him as well

life is very simple you see. the goal is to look at good things (your personal email which contains tracking info on your packages) and not look at bad things (your work email that contains evil messages)

logically, i know that the philadelphia flyers know the worker who wears the gritty costume but it’s so much funnier to imagine that none of the flyers have ANY idea. 

The guy was in the bag

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

I feel extremely powerful today!!

i think the funniest part of owning a black cat is that when they close their eyes their face is just gone