xiv brainrot

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

Punching Him Thursday

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

easy website

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

oww :(

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

“average day on Tumblr includes 60 stabbings” factoid is actualy just a statistical error.  average day on tumblr includes 0 stabbings.  The Ides of March, which comes every March 15th and includes 23,000 stabbings of one guy is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits