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Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is
Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.
His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.
gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther
#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"
tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc.
wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades
Sorry it’s what to elves
So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth). But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven. To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk. So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.
just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews
The one thing men in the 1700s did right was have long hair they tie back into a low ponytail with a little ribbon and also have a few stray strands at the front. Almost everything else they did that century was inexcusable though
SEPARATE CHURCH (AO3) AND STATE (TRADPUB)

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how did we get a 90s high school adaptation of emma before northanger abbey. the high school drama is RIGHT there
catherine is the stereotypical awkward new girl who transfers to her older brother's school in the middle of the year because of the allens family scholarship or smth. her brother is a senior who is also on the football team. he's dating isabella, but she's only with him to ensure herself a spot on the cheerleading squad. catherine is isabella's stereotypical less-pretty-best-friend (who's beautiful after isabella makes her take off her glasses in a makeover montage). john thorpe is also on the football team and he starts noticing catherine after said makeover montage. henry and eleanor are the principal's children and he's either a band kid or on the debate team (combination of gifted and super unhinged). captain tilney is their older brother in college who really should not be allowed near high schoolers and ends up homewrecking isabella and james's relationship during spring break.
EXACTLY
@hold-fast-to-hope okay this is the funniest thing ever. catherine being a normal very sensible high schooler who’s really into twilight slowly but surely convincing herself that her principal (also her crush’s dad) is a vampire. he sponsors a blood drive at her school and she’s like GASP!!! i would kill to see this movie
Making things All About Me but I wrote this and I still think twihard!Bella is really funny:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
99 better be in Fat Bear Week this year
Unless you were a tech at NASA back in the day, when one time some hydrogen a) escaped in a particular building, and b) caught on fire. This was extremely difficult because hydrogen does NOT burn on the visible spectrum humans evolved to see (and flee). Rather, it technically does, but it’s so pale that in practice, no one could see it. Additionally, pure hydrogen burns without smoke and with so little ambient heat that you can’t really sense it till you walk into it. So, per the lore, for a few days all the techs in that building just walked around brandishing brooms in front of them like lances. If your broom lit on fire, congrats! You have located more burning hydrogen! Do not proceed!
oh my god it’s real and it was LITERALLY called “the broom method” holy shit
stannis “the warrior of light, the son of fire” baratheon having to wear a padded glove to hold a burning sword in his hand and a leather cape to keep the flames off while his guards beat the cinders out of his clothing because he can’t last for more than two seconds in a burning pyre, then while melisandre is trying to get people to cheer for him he catches fire AGAIN 😭😭 meanwhile dany is out here skipping into a burning funeral pyre and throwing off her clothes and hanging out like it’s no big deal, casually performing a miracle and bringing dragons back from extinction. nothing but respect for MY bride of fire.
so a realization that I had upon starting my Vorkosigan Saga reread is that...I'd never actually read Gentleman Jole and the Red Queen the first time around. I bought it around when it came out - but I was having a Bad Time around then, looked at the back, and decided I was not at that point up for what was probably going to be a very well-done but nonetheless devastating exploration of grief and loss, so on my shelf for later it went.
and then. I kind of forgot. it sat on my shelf for so long that it eventually passed into the category of "surely I have read this book I own, the last book in this series I adore." and then I started my reread and was looking something up on the wiki for reference and found:
and went WHAT. WHAT. OKAY I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED THAT.
so I got impatient and jumped ahead to read that one. and it was delightful. I think I felt like it'd be bleak, but it's not??? the grief is certainly there and it hits when it needs to hit, and there are moments from melancholy to heartbreaking, but it's also funny and hopeful and sweet and charming; I was reading it the whole way through in permanent Good For Her(TM) mode.
some of my favorite moments:
Vorinnis accidentally roasting Jole by making him feel a million years old (mood, brother, college students are doing this to me often. What Do You Mean you were born in 2007.)
the little examples sprinkled throughout about how Barrayaran society is changing (the female officers corp! the medical center in Hassadar!)
"Asssertive, perhaps. As you may recall," followed immediately by Jole choking on his wine (...which could mean anything)
Aral canonically confirmed for kinky as hell, in a grand victory for Fandom Assumptions
every single thing that happens in The Shack oh my GOD
the fact that it apparently took a whole security detail conspiracy to keep the Vorkosigan throuple under wraps and Miles STILL didn't figure it out
"Screwing, dear."
THE DRAWINGS
Cordelia's joke about Aral being the first Barrayaran to discover the burrowing radials
Jole and Miles's garden talk where Miles is re-evaluating his entire perception of his parents and Jole is meanwhile just. on so so many painkillers (that whole conversation was very sweet)
the two ending lines before the epilogue. the ending lines of the epilogue. THE ENDING.
what a great coda to the series. god. 10/10 would finish at 2 AM and lie awake in bed for the next hour experiencing indescribable emotions again

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the notes on the “you should read more nonfiction books” post i reblogged a few minutes ago are really depressing to me… So many people screaming crying throwing up about how fiction is their special little funtime zone and they couldn’t imagine reading anything nonfiction. I do not sympathize with that mindset. I can’t help but wonder what society-level force has instilled people with this incurious attitude. is it a failing of the education system? i’m just not sure.
Does anyone have this picture
But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title
I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it
This image?
YES
PNG'D! (i didn't know the font so this is taken directly from the image)
+ bonus italian navy vessel
Hey so as the economy continues to get worse in the next few years, gambling companies are going to go extra hardcore predatory as people become more desperate. Yes, even more than they already are. You have to promise me right now you're not going to fall for it. No gambling, okay?
This is going to be especially bad with prediction markets and sports gambling, and it's already really fucking bad. But it also goes for loot boxes, blind box collectables, trading card games, and ESPECIALLY gacha games.
Please listen to this baby tapir CHEEP and maybe all your sorrows will go away for a precious moment 🩷🩷🩷
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i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.

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the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this
so much of the french revolution is just various people going "surely committing THIS act of violence/murder will end all the suffering and bloodshed and usher in peace!" followed by a summary of how everything immediately escalated and got even worse afterward. and somehow this website's takeaway is "clearly acts of violence and murder are the only way to end suffering and usher in peace!"
I don't know guys I think we might actually have to actually put in effort and not conflate working toward a better society with seeking personal catharsis.
Just one more mass purge bro just one more mass purge the utopia will totally work if we just indiscriminately kill a few thousand more random people just one more purge