audrey (she/her)

i love the idea of this version of akasha thinking of lestat as like. her purse dog. he’s her chihuahua with gucci shades. he runs around outside and brings her little treasures. he does tricks for her. he gives her cuteness aggression. she owns him.

Armand really tried the sad sappy sincere doe eye confession technique with Daniel and it didn't work so he immediately pivoted to lets be evil, you be my companion in villainy and it immediately worked on him. Oh Daniel I love your evil ass.

love between vampires can be one thing, or it can be countless things. however you want me, i can be that for you. you said you want me to be present as your maker? i can be a maker for you. i want to be your maker. disregard the last 500 years in which i was repulsed by the idea. i don't have any complicated feelings about that at all. you said you want cool vampire powers even though you're a three year old fledgling? i can help you become a daywalker, a skill that apparently takes centuries to develop. you're an investigative journalist, don't you want a scandal on lestat? i can give you a scandal. i want to help you finish that job. lestat fucks his mom. isn't that good? aren't i useful? aren't i worth keeping around?

Armand got in on the ground floor of that 20 year old loser. kept checking in on him like he was proofing sourdough until he had a beautiful geriatric fag ready to go into the oven of vampirism and emerge the perfect companion. he saw Daniel sniffing around for coke at Polynesian Mary's and said give me fifty years I can make him the hottest guy you've ever seen. and Louis was just happy he was finally taking an interest in investment because it gave them something to bond over besides missing that blond man's pussy. like it's the only long con Armand has ever successfully pulled. hard work pays off in the form of a 70something boytoy who looks suspiciously like your evil father. i'm so proud of him. my weird bug.

daniel is so shocked to find out they kept and psychosexually tortured him for 6 days in the 70's, like babygirl what exactly do you think they're doing to you right now 50 years later? making things burst into flame, disorienting you by extracting your painful memories, drinking blood right from the source while moaning obscenely and holding direct eye contact with you, appearing in front of you suddenly with vampiric speed, anything to make you squirm and tense and gasp, yeah sure that's just normal regular interview behavior. WAKE UP daniel they want to suck your dick i mean blood