Momo LoveBot

asdfmovie was the vine of its time

saying “desmond the moonbear” evoked the same kind of response as saying “road work ahead?” now so im right

@drukhari

best name for a one-eyed cat/dog is definitely winky

winky means dick in british

i only care about what words mean in real human languages

This is my banner if anyone was wondering

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

my absolute favorite corner of tumblr are those original cats the musical stans who are furious with the cats film because of the homophobic implications of not having rum tug tugger and mister mistoffeles be in love

the older I get the more dog I become

obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job… losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk

TERRIFIED of the doorbell

Just realized that as we go into the rawring twenties this is the first time FOB, Panic!, AND MCR have all been active at the same time since 2009

“the rawring twenties” ok first of all how DARE you

one day hozier is gonna cover hallelujah and by god it’ll kill me but what a way to go