humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

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advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

tumblr is simple. I log on. I reblog pretty pictures. I see the most insane opinion a human being can have. I log off

(For those not familiar with it, the middle logo is for DownDetector.)

i feel like too many people have forgotten how to be a generous audience when they read/watch something. like sometimes you have to buy into some bullshit plot points or a deus ex machina or a few loopholes as the price of admission for an otherwise fun time. sometimes these things are just gears that get us to where the story really wants to be, and too many people get caught up in those gears. sometimes you gotta meet a story halfway.

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough